Sarah, my dear friend, sent me some of her suits. She's crossed over to the other side....the skinny side. She was generous to ship a bunch of her nice threads (that now hang off her skinny body) all the way from DC. Yes! That shirt I wore that one time I visited. Alright! A cute black skirt suit. Woohoo! A cute jean skirt. I had the some of the goods dry cleaned this weekend and threw on the black skirt suit this morning. Cute. And sexy.
It wasn't until late this morning that I discovered the slit in the back of the skirt. I have discovered that a good portion of my thigh is exposed every step I take. I will avoid stairs and work on my penguin shuffle the rest of the afternoon.
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